My Yahoo! Mail Peeps Keep Getting Mugged!

Dear friends who use Yahoo! Mail,

It seems to me that being a Yahoo! Mail user is fraught with peril these days. It certainly seems as though a disproportionate number of you have had more than your fair share of problems recently.

In fact, it’s actually quite surprising how many of you have been mugged while travelling.  I don’t know whether it’s that people who use Yahoo! Mail are more likely to be mugged or if it’s that people who are more likely to be mugged are more inclined to use Yahoo! Mail. However, it’s safe to say that if you’ve ever contacted me to let me know that you’ve been mugged while travelling and that you need money, your preferred method of letting me know about your situation is with an email sent from your Yahoo! account.

Being mugged must be quite traumatic. I can tell because of how poorly written your emails tend to be after this happens to you. Your broken English is a testament to the hardship that you’ve had to endure. I’m just thankful that you still have the means to let me know.

As bad as I feel for those of you who have once had this happen, I feel especially bad for those of you who have been robbed repeatedly. I have one acquaintance that was recently mugged two times in six months.

He was in Dubai the first time it happened. I was surprised to say the least.  Both because I had no idea that he was travelling and because I couldn’t believe that this could have happened to him. Fortunately he was able to use Yahoo! Mail to send the following cry for help:

On Fri, Sep 28, 2012 at 1:09 PM, Yahoo Friend <friend@yahoo> wrote:

This message is coming to you with great depression due to my state of discomfort. I came down here to Dubai, United Arab Emirates with my family for a short vacation but unfortunately,we were mugged and robbed at the park of the hotel where we stayed. All cash, credit cards and cell phones were stolen off us but we still have our lives and passports.We’ve been to the embassy and the police here and they have done the best they can. Our flight leaves in less than 12hrs from now but we are having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills. I am contacting you to ask for a short loan which I will refund immediately I get my family back home safely. Let me know if you can help.
Looking forward to positive response.


Exactly six months later he was travelling once more in London (another surprise to me) when he was mugged again. Once again he was able to let me know using Yahoo! Mail:

On Thu, Mar 28, 2013 at 9:11 AM, Yahoo Friend <friend@yahoo> wrote:

I’m writing this with tears in my eyes,my family and I came down here to London,United Kingdom for a short vacation. unfortunately,we were  mugged at the park of the hotel where we stayed,all cash and credit card were stolen off us but luckily for us we still have our passports with us. We’ve been to the Embassy and the Police here but they’re not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in few hours from now but we’re having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won’t let us leave until we settle the bills. Well I really need your financial assistance.. Please, let me know if you can help us out
Am freaked out at the moment!


I have to say… it hardly seems possible that the same thing could even happen again.  What are the odds! I like to think of myself as helpful and when a friend is in need you need to do what you can to support them. So I replied:

Dear Yahoo! Friend,

I can’t believe it happened to you again! You seem to have had some pretty bad luck travelling in the last 6 months.

I can’t spare more more than £500000 this time. You still haven’t paid me back the £1000000 that I sent you the last time you got mugged so I don’t have much at my disposal anymore.

How would you like me to get the money to you? Perhaps a wire transfer to some shady out of the way location wouldn’t be very suspicious? Please let me now how I can help.

Hope to hear from you soon,

PS. By the way. I don’t think Canada House is called the “Embassy” in London. I believe that it is considered a High Commision since we are a Commonwealth country.

PPS. I’m going to update my address book but I’m a bit confused as to which of your phone numbers I should use.

PPPS. Considering your propensity for getting mugged, I highly recommend keeping an emergency credit card somewhere safe the next time you travel. Maybe in a hotel safe.

PPPPS. I’m surprised about your trouble at the hotel. Usually they take your credit card when you first check-in and as long as you haven’t completely emptied the mini-bar you should just be able to leave. Also, I am not a lawyer (lawyers are either barristers or solicitors in the UK), but legally the hotel can’t hold you against your will.

PPPPPS. Did you empty the mini-bar?

PPPPPPS. Avoid the “park of the hotel”. It sounds like it must be a pretty dangerous place no matter where you travel. :-)

I’m still waiting to hear back. Hopefully it is only because he has managed to resolve the situation already and he is safe.

Before I say goodnight to you Yahoos I would just like to say… be careful:

  • Don’t click on dangerous links in suspicious looking emails.
  • Learn about (and use) 2-factor/step authentication.
  • Be wary while travelling both around the web and around the planet.
  • And finally, it’s bad enough that you have had to deal with all the recent and possibly still ongoing account hacking, so please don’t hang out at the “park of the hotel”.

Good night Yahoo! friends and “Bon Voyage”!

Let your MP know what you think of Bill C-11

The Canadian Coalition for Electronic Rights has a useful tool to help you reach out to MPs and express your concern about Bill C-11. I strongly urge everyone to use it and make your voice heard.  You can either write your own letter or use the boilerplate that they provide.

Here is a copy of the letter that I sent using the tool:

Jan 31, 2012

House of Commons
Ottawa, Ontario
K1A 0A6

Dear Ministers,

I’m replacing the boilerplate with a simple description of what is wrong with Bill C-11.

It will be illegal for me to:

1. Play my library of DVDs on my Linux based home theatre system or transcode them to watch on my phone.
2. Convert books that I purchase with my Kindle so that I can use my Kobo reader.
3. Watch movies purchased from iTunes on my Linux computer.
4. Circumvent a lock in order to do something that I am otherwise legally allowed to do.

What Bill C-11 will permit:

1. Bill C-11 will allow business models to exist that can only exist because a user isn’t free to pick the technology they wish to use in order to consume media they own.
2. Digital locks provide little protection against copyright infringement. Those determined to break copyright will still be capable of it.
3. Digital locks do and will continue to prevent consumer driven innovation. They are a barrier to legitimate alternative business models from creating alternative platforms.
4. Digital locks are used to prevent interoperability and to thwart competition.

We should do what we can to prevent infringement but we should not go beyond that and prevent activities that are legitimate and desirable.

Paul Cullum

CC: The Right Honourable Stephen Harper
CC: The Honourable Christian Paradis Minister of Industry
CC: The Honourable James Moore Minister of Canadian Heritage
CC: The Honourable Geoff Regan
CC: Scott Simms
CC: Charlie Angus


“Yeah it’s a great contest! Wait! Sorry… you’re from Quebec.”

I come across this all the time and it drives me nuts and I need to have a quick rant.

First of all, I’m not the sort of person who enters contests. Most contests are only worthwhile if you feel that you don’t receive enough SPAM. I mean really.. SPAM is the only thing that you are guaranteed to win anyway.

However, some contests are more like a competition. Talent contests for example. Photography, short stories, poetry, etc… In a contest like that there is satisfaction to be found in merely taking part, seeing what others have done and seeing how you measure up against them.

Pretend for a moment that I have some talent and that I am just about to enter the best contest ever.

Dun dun dun!

Then I look at the small print:


To be eligible to enter the Contest, you must be: (1) old enough; (2) not a resident of Quebec, Hell, Iran, Iraq, Syria, North Korea, Sudan, Libya, Liberia, or Myanmar (Burma); (3) not give in to murderous fantasies

Wow… what great company we keep. Somewhere, some guy, is saying:

“We better not let Quebeckers enter any contests. If they ever won anything, they might just use it to build weapons of mass destruction.”

“No… I don’t care if it’s a contest to win a pack of gum. They’re freakin’ evil geniuses and they’ll turn that gum into a dirty bomb that will stick to anything.”

“Just add small print to the effect that they aren’t eligible and the world will be a safer place.”

What kind of crazy world is this?

My rant is perhaps only academic.  I don’t have any talent so I won’t be entering that photography contest anway.  But if I did…

Does there need to be regime change before Quebeckers are trusted with the responsibility of winning a pack of gum?

Submission To The Legislative Committee on Bill C-32

Today was the deadline for submitting your views to the Legislative Committee on Bill C-32. Here is a link to a PDF version of my submission. It’s not terribly polished and I warn you that it is, for the most part, a rough remix/rehash of some of my previous posts. I can only hope that might help.

A Perspective on Bill C-32

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It’s a pretty amazing deal.

Bill C-32 says to DMCA, “Dad?”

Here is a funny but sad cartoon that tries to make a statement about the effect and the absurdity of legal protection for DRM access controls. It was about the DMCA but it is just as applicable to Bill C-32. They seem like they must be related.

Comic demonstrating the absurdity of criminalizing DRM protection..

Don’t try this at home kids. You should not commit copyright infringement and pirate your media.  If you are going to commit one of these crimes then you should take the moral high road and commit the victim-less crime of liberating your own media that you’ve paid for. Yes companies may make it hard to do it the right way but it is wrong to infringe on the fair copyright of others. Creators need to be compensated and copying should not be the reason that they might lose a sale. I dream that someday it will be easy to buy what you want and get it in the format that you want it in without being locked into specific platforms or formats.

Sugarcoating TPM Protections in Bill C-32

Over the past little while I’ve been reading information from various viewpoints concerning Bill C-32. Common sense finds protections against TPM circumvention for non-infringing purposes to be so blatantly wrong that it is always shocking to read pro-lock view points. There seems to be a talking point amongst some proponents that our fair dealing rights will not be affected by TPM protection. That is just flat out wrong.

Access control TPMs have no direct link to copyright but they are an impediment that I regularly find myself having to circumvent for interoperability. I’ve previously blogged about how protections will impact my ability to play DVDs with my open-source HTPC system or put DRM encumbered songs on my non-iPod MP3 player.

Access control TPMs are intended to restrict platforms and allow companies an ability to create an artificial and arbitrary regime to restrict and differentiate media in ways that would otherwise not be possible. What we are talking about is artificial scarcity and exclusivity. This ability can’t co-exist with the fair dealing exceptions defined in Bill C-32.

Really… think about it. Do access controls really deserve a mention in our copyright act? Hell no! I already hate having to jump through technical hoops in order to use media that I’ve purchased on the devices of my choosing. To make it a crime to do so is a slap in the face.

Other jurisdictions see the legal quagmire that can be created by protections like this. Access control TPMs inhibit interoperability and competition. Artificial gatekeepers will end up with the final say on what media may work on with which devices and where. They don’t stop copyright infringement, they create artificial and closed business models.

I just read a post by James Gannon where it seems to me that he vigorously defends the viewpoint that our fair dealing won’t be compromised while at the same time stating that access control TPM must be protected. He states:

Therefore, I repeat: nothing in Bill C-32 prevents users from making fair dealing copies of works they have legally obtained.

With that line he talks about fair dealing copies but not fair dealing generally. My personal belief is that he is either being dis-ingenuous or he truly doesn’t see the draconian implications of access control TPMs on consumers and fair dealing. Access controls are by their very nature going to be a barrier to fair dealing. It is fair dealing to use ones own DIY platform for watching DVDs. It is fair use to decide to use a music player other than the iPod. The presence of access control TPMs will almost certainly affect everyone’s right to enjoy their fair dealing exceptions.

Access controls aren’t a copyright issue. They are a means to either deny access, extort additional money for something that you’ve already purchased, supporting a cartel of approved device manufacturers, preventing competition, preventing customer exodus, charge you more than they might charge someone else. Formats have always and will always evolve and change. Consumers should have the right to bring their media with them and decide on the format they wish to use when they decide to change.

Applying and then protecting access controls on media will prevent almost all meaningful fair dealing. Providing protections for access control circumvention allows companies and companies alone to make the decisions about what will be permitted. As a result, whether or not you may enjoy the fair dealing exceptions that you are entitled to, for media that you purchase, will be at the whim of the companies that produce it. Where is the balance in that?

Bill C-32 must not be allowed to pass with protections that inhibit or prevent fair dealing or inhibit companies or individuals from freely competing in the space of formats or platforms.

Perhaps while we are trying to restore some balance to this bill, we could add a requirement to put a warning label on products with access controls. Something like, “This product was intentionally broken in ways that may make it difficult to use to it’s full benefit.”

Surely the minister with the responsibility for consumer affairs and competition will want to restore balance to this bill. I don’t want to become a criminal just because I might try to access my own media.